It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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