The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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