He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You can't just leave with hair like that
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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