So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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