so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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