worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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