i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Drunk is not a location!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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