it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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