yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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