She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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