My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize