my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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