adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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