Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
