Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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