I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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