I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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