Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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