Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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