and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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