a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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