You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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