white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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