I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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