dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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