i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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