Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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