Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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