i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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