Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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