absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize