It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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