I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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