okay pat passed out under dana's car
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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