i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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