there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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