I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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