sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You took a bar mat shot.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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