Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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