Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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