everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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