What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
