the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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