2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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