The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
