my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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