You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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