Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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