did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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