And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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