The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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