it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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