Are we in a gay sports bar?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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