My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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